It is an enduring article of consumer faith that if we can put a man on the moon we should be able to make a decent frozen microwave burrito, one that doesn’t blow out its side seam or bake into drywall. Because it remains one of the most notoriously inconsistent convenience foods in the freezer … Read more
For over a century, commercial food packaging has trained us to rely on an reliable mental rule: If it comes sealed inside a metal can, you can store it in the pantry or cupboard. Metal cans are supposed to be culinary time capsules. Except around the holidays, an alarming number of home cooks run into … Read more
Frozen entrées and other frozen microwaveable food products always instruct us to “Cook thoroughly to an internal temperature of 165°F as measured by a food thermometer.” To most people, this instruction feels unintuitive if not absurd on its face. The meal is said to be “fully cooked,” and has spent weeks frozen at zero degrees. … Read more
Most home cooks assume that “from scratch” is always the gold standard, but when it comes to pumpkin pie, the opposite is almost always true. Attempting to roast and puree a fresh pumpkin in a domestic kitchen usually produces a watery and stringy custard that fails to set properly. While food media often treats canned … Read more
If there is one thing that is consistent on the internet, it’s that people hate “paying for water.” Few things inspire as much quiet resentment as opening a can of beans and pouring half the contents down the kitchen sink. This is the same consumer grievance that constantly crops up in other other products. Shoppers … Read more
A handheld food smoker, often called a smoking gun, promises real wood-smoke flavor on a kitchen countertop without the heat, physical space, or hours required by an outdoor barbecue pit. With a pinch of wood sawdust in a miniature burn chamber and a battery-powered fan pushing smoke a rubber hose, it seems like an effortless … Read more